I've been quivering between 2 expensive tree removal services.
~ $5000 for ONE tall tree overhanging part of our house.
Colorado metro pri$ing
Under constant seasonal threat of damaging 100 mph+ winds called the "Chinook" (snow eater) by early natives along the east side of the Rocky Mountains. (they had only tipis)
"Roof Ripper" might be another good name. Except we have hurricaine tiedown plates fixing us in place (so far).
"Tiko clips" is another trade name. Thus pinning us down for any damage to be dealt. "Ceiling Piercer" I don't want.
An old, dead tree already went over this winter into the neighbor's back yard. Fortunately a low-dollar chainsaw wielder cleaned THAT up. Now's the time for a little fence-mending. He's experienced in chain-link repair, too.